Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I didn't shave. On purpose
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
i will never coherently bang her
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
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