Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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