this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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