gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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