literally had 100 drinks last night.
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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