Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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