I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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