thus making me awesome and them whores
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
Randomize
