when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
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