I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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