My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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