So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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