Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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