Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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