I'm lost and stupid without you.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Randomize
