whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
God, I missed his penis.
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