Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Naked. naked and bneed help.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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