it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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