He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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