You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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