he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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