I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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