You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
His hands were made for my vagina.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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