You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
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You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I did not marry a roomba.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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