I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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