Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
now i know why i became what i already was.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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