i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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