So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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