I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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