Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Randomize
