i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
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