You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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