that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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