i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
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