I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Randomize
