Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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