Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize
