dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
Randomize
