"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
this just has baby written all over it
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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