The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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