What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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