he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
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