Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
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