and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
You made out with two different species that night
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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