I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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