I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
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