i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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