He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
where does the pee come out of this thing
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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