haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
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