The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
Randomize
