I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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