i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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