So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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