Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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