All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
I'm both gender and math confused
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