Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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