I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
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