The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
Randomize