that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
i would one night stand the shit outta him
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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